Synetics

-Which is easier to close? a road or a map? A map because it is made out of paper. So all you have to do is fold it in half.

-Which is more useful? a friend or an enemy? A friend because he will be on your side no matter what and won't deceive you. He will also do everything in his power to help overcome any situation.

-Which is more trustworthy? history or literature? History because it's already happened. So since its already happened there's not much that could be lied about it.

-Which is sadder? seek or find? To find something would be more sad because what if you seek all that way and found something you weren't looking for. The journey is better than the destination always.

-Which costs more? a home or a house? A home because a home is a place where you plan on living forever and creating memories. So you are going to put more money into your home and not just some house.

-Which is happier? music or art? Music because you can express yourself by singing and dancing, rather than painting or drawing. Plus, music has a way better impact on your emotions then art does.

-Which is like a valentine? the truth or a lie? Definitely a lie. Guys tend to lie to girls on valentines day and tell them they love them so they can have sex.

-Which is smarter? A clock or a calendar? A clock because it controls and tells you the time. Knowing what time it is, is probably the most important thing.

-Which is easier to teach? a question or an answer? A question, anybody can think of a question. Its the answer that takes time and research to figure out.

-Which is more fearful? new or old? Well I would rather get something knew even if it was disappointing because it at least would be in good shape. However if I was getting something old I would be kind of scared to see what it was.

Unfinished Sentences

1. I usually worry about many things. The thing I worry about the most is what I am going to do after high school.

2. I feel angry when people are mean to other people just to make them look good. Like telling someone that they suck at something just so they can look good at it.

3. I’m moody when I'm hungry. As soon as I get something to eat I'm happy as can be.

4. I’m happiest when things go my way. Like if I asked my mom for something and she says no, but I persuade her into saying yes.

5. I feel confident when I have a girlfriend. This is because I feel like I can show off my girlfriend and people envy me. 

6. I feel frustrated when I'm doing homework. I'm not very smart so when I try to do good on my homework it really frustrates me.

7. I feel depressed when bad things happen. Like this girl I really care about is moving to Alabama in the fall and I'm not sure if I will ever see her again.

8. I am comfortable when I'm alone. Sometimes I talk to myself or pretend to do this which make me feel really comfortable.

9. I feel nervous when people tell stories about what I've done when I'm with a girl. I have done some stupid things so it makes me nervous because I'm not sure how she will react.

10. I feel sentimental when people say good things about me. It makes me feel cool, special, and needed.

Abstract Nouns

Sadness is a water puddle
Happiness is a puppy
Courage is a lion
Honesty is a man
Faith is believing without seeing
Misery is a snow storm
Love is a heart
Dedication is a teacher
Curiosity is a cat
Trust is an airplane
Relaxation is a hot tub
Deceit is the president
Creativity is art
Nature is a forest
Beauty is a woman
 

Sensory Experience

Hear- 1.)The first time I ever shot a gun, I was 10 years old and my grandpa took me out for target practice using his 30-06. I aimed at the target, pulled the trigger, and a loud ringing noise shot into my ear drums.
- 2.)Everyone was yelling and cheering for me to do it, they were hollering so loud I thought I was going to lose my sense of hearing.
- 3.)The terrible sound of the whistle at the end of football practice let everyone now it was time to run.

Smell- 1.)When the ringing in my ears went away all I could smell was the burnt gunpowder.
-2.)The smell of the lake and all the trees was just so calming.
- 3.)I could smell the sweaty body odor from the other players as they stood next to me on the starting line.


Touch- 1.)I went and picked up the bullet shell and touching it burned my fingers because it was still so hot.
-2.)My feet were starting to hurt because I wasn't wearing shoes on this big rocky cliff.
- 3.) The coach blew the whistle again and we all started sprinting as fast as we could, I could feel my heart rate getting faster and faster.

Sight- 1.)I looked and what I saw was a big whole directly in the middle of the target.
- 2.)I looked down off the bluff and it had to be 50 feet down to the dark cloudy water.
- 3.)As I was running I saw the coaches just relaxing and talking while we had to run our asses off.

Taste- 1.)All I could do now was taste sweet victory.
- 2.)So I jumped and after what felt like an hour of falling I finally hit the water. I sprang up to the surface with the nasty taste of lake water in my mouth, thankful to be alive.
- 3.) Finally we finished running and my mouth was so dry all I could taste was the dirt off of my mouthpiece.

Symbolic Recipe

2 cups of courage

1/4 cup of annoying

2 tablespoons of hardworking

1 teaspoon of mean

2 drops of love

1-1/2 cups of funny

1/4 cup of stupidity

1/2 cup of generosity

Way Too Nice SYRUP:

1 cup of passion

1/2 cup of caring

1 to 2 teaspoons of change

Directions

• In a large bowl, combine the courage, annoying, hardworking and mean. Combine love, funny and stupidity; add to dry ingredients just until moistened. Fold in generosity.
• Pour the batter by 1/4 cupfuls onto a lightly greased hot griddle. Turn when bubbles form on top; cook until second side is golden brown. Keep warm.
• Combine the way too nice syrup ingredients in a 2-cup microwave-safe bowl. Microwave, uncovered, on high until I am is melted and the way too nice syrup is hot, stirring occasionally. Serve with people. Yield: 6 servings.

Personal Metaphors

1. Animal- If I were an animal, I would be a Tiger.

2. Car- If I were a car, I would be a mustang.

3. Article of Clothing- If I were an article of clothing, I would be a shirt.

4. Day of the Week- If I were a day, I would be a Friday.

5. Food- If I were a food, I would be fried catfish.

6. Color- If I were a color, I would be blue.

7. Movie- If I were a movie, I would be Step Brothers.

8. Fragrance- If I were a fragrance, I would be Old Spice.

9. Type of Building- If I were a building, I would be a skyscraper.

10. Plant- If I were a plant, I would be a thorn bush.

11. Musical Instrument- If I were a musical instrument, I would be an electric guitar.

12. Geometric Shape- If I were a geometric shape, I would be an octagon.

13. Piece of Furniture- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bed.

14. Song- If I were a song, I would be kick it in the sticks by Brantley Gilbert.

15. Appliance or Machinery- If I were an appliance or a piece of machinery, I would be a hammer.

16. Television Character- If I were a television character, I would be Rob Dyrdek.

17. Season of the Year- If I were a season of the year, I would be fall.

18. Natural Phenomenon- If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be an Ice Age.

19. Cartoon or Comic Character- If I were a cartoon character, I would be SpongeBob.

20. Word- If I were a word, I would be untamable.

Likes & Dislikes

 

 

 

1.)Likes-

Football

UFC

Summer

Winter

Girls

Chinese food

Music

Movies

Hanging out with friends

Animals

Cars

Guns

Street Fights

Subs/Amps

Shoes

Clothes

2.) Dislikes-

Men

Cats

Birthday cake

Obama

Haters

Racist

Pierce City

Smart Alec's

Sarcasm

Helmets

Cano lope

Scissors

Onions

Posers

Annoying family members

Terrorists